Why being fat can be fun - lowered expectations

Lower Expectations

No one expects you to do anything if you're fat. If you're fat, you're automatically labeled as being lazy, which isn't a bad thing. No one is going to ask you to mow the yard, rake the leaves, or take out the trash. The kids won't want you to pick them up from school or soccer practice out of embarrassment. You can even let your appearance go ... well more so than you already have. One good thing about being fat is that you get to wears really comfortable clothes no matter what time of the year it is because once you pass a certain size, everything starts looking and fitting like a king sized, floral print bed sheet. If you're really fat, you can even use it to your advantage by playing the sympathy card. If you want a tub of ice cream from the kitchen, you just have to tell someone in the house that it hurts to move and nine times out of ten, they'll bring it to you. Or if you don't feel like doing something, you can say that you'd really like to, but being so fat has made it impossible.

Being fat isn't something to be afraid of. Instead, more people should embrace it. They don't know what they're missing, and it's a heck of a lot easier and more pleasurable than being on a 1000 calories diet.

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