Don't call me Bongo. it can be hard to ignore some birthmarks.

A Brief History of Stephen Hawkings.

Dirty Socks. a filthy phonecall goes wrong.

The Rings of Maljamah. two boys inherit the ancient artifacts of the great lost kings realm.

The Rock Cafe. the screams of the air escaping from the shell of a boiling lobster can be rather disconcerting.

Jealous Guy. he's just a jealous guy.

The Man from Delmonte. it's that time of year when a very special man visits a very special little village in mehico.

The Hamheart Adoption Agency. for all those not fortunate enough to have children of their own... oh, and fags.

The Genie of the Lamp. after travelling thousands of miles, this weary explorer stumbles upon the ancient long lost artifact.

Was (not was) Robbery. the robbers motives for killing two women and wounding a police officer were put down to the terrifying lyrics of rap group 'WAS (NOT WAS)', as the assailant was listening to "Walk the Dinosaur" on his mp3player at the time.

Wheels of Dreams. fond memories of days in the special olympic squad... until the accident.

Gripes. 3 men, 1 pub, plenty of gripes.

Parting Curtains. unfortunately this singer was fired just 12 minutes after being signed.

Stephen Hawkings gets Spammed. while cruising the internet, Stephen Hawking gets some nasty spam.

Special Agent. a top secret mission for a very speshal agent.

Fruit Fight. a momentous battle between apple and mango.